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Deviations wrote:
Here is a good lie "Size doesn't matter"


yeah, right, it's all about technique
:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Thu Oct 01, 2009 9:29 pm
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girlfromvenus wrote:
Deviations wrote:
Here is a good lie "Size doesn't matter"

yeah, right, it's all about technique
:lol: :lol: :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol:
@ the battle field, chances of someone with a kitchen knife defeating someone having a rifle are very slim irrespective of the techniques

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Thu Oct 01, 2009 9:38 pm
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girlfromvenus wrote:
Deviations wrote:
Here is a good lie "Size doesn't matter"


yeah, right, it's all about technique
:lol: :lol: :lol:



Too funny. You can learn technique, you can't learn size.

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Fri Oct 02, 2009 1:01 am
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Post Re: Your lie goes here.
Deviations wrote:
girlfromvenus wrote:
Deviations wrote:
Here is a good lie "Size doesn't matter"


yeah, right, it's all about technique
:lol: :lol: :lol:



Too funny. You can learn technique, you can't learn size.


lol@can't learn size

I think never in my life I pretended that size doesn't matter and all women who do, either don't have experience with different sizes or are just fooling themselves or don't find enjoyment in sex and just "get it over with" while thinking about the shopping list

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Fri Oct 02, 2009 4:50 pm
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Post Re: Your lie goes here.
More lies:
1. Obama has accomplished nothing during his 1 year in office.
2. regular JT posters know the meaning of the word "accomplish"

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Wed Nov 04, 2009 8:39 pm
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Post Re: Your lie goes here.
when i saw this title it reminded me of one of my favorite Mark Twain essays - "On The Decay Of The Fine Art Of Lying"

how about this one ...

"I'm from the government. I'm here to help."

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Thu Nov 05, 2009 12:06 pm
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Post Re: Your lie goes here.
Noooo.... I don't think they believe thats a lie, they actually believe it. :lol: (doesn't mean the people they tell it to believe it however ;) )

I like the dentist saying "This won't hurt a bit" however that probably isn't one either, he doesn't hurt, unless I bit down.

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Thu Nov 05, 2009 1:15 pm
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that's the thing ... it's such an insidious lie, even those telling it believe it ... (which does not make it any less a lie) ...

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